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Sex on Christmas
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Sex on Christmas Have you ever had it ? I haven't . I often wonder if more people have sex on Valentine's Day than any other day but I never thought about low sex days . Christmas could be one . Young married couples get it on Christmas maybe . Easter seems like it might be a day where not many people have sex , but then again how many people these days even celebrate it ? I did have Easter sex once . I am a sucker for a yellow dress . And the long<b> gloves . </font></b>Not a lot of chances to see those besides Easter . And the hat didn't hurt either - I like a good hat . Not those ones with all the crazy crap on them though . I would imagine that Thanksgiving is probably the lowest sex day of the year . That's more of a glutton holiday than a lech holiday . I wonder how many other days I haven't ever had sex on . 4th of July I know . My birthday . I find the concept of birthday sex to be highly offensive . Not to get all , you know whatever , but as a woman if a man tried to give you sex as a birthday gift you'd kick him right in the dick - and rightfully so . So don't try to pull the inverse one me and think you're going to get away with it honey bunny . Probably a bunch of other random days . I wonder what the likelihood of my having sex on any particular day is . That's the perfect set-up for someone to shout "ZERO" . Wicked burn . If you need an easy , seductive disguise for your annual Christmas orgy what would you do ? Do you think skunks threaten each other with their spraying ability ? Or are they immune to it ? And if they are immune what do they do ? Just bite each other ? Do you think a giant skunk would even have the ability to spray ? Seems like it wouldn't because it size would make it safe from predators anyway . But then is it even a skunk anymore ?  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Well, yes, I'm pretty sure I had Christmas sex, and Christmas Eve sex, back when I was in a relationship. I don't think I ever had a Christmas "casual hookup" though. In general men seem to be leery about starting to date during the holidays. Maybe because they think there'll be gift awkwardness. I pick that lady's outfit for the Christmas orgy. Although I suppose the fur coat would be rather expensive. Merry sexless Christmas, 40.   
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Since I work for an OB, I can tell you that the 2 biggest months for births are September and May. That would be New Year's Eve sex and those hot August nights! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think that with Black Friday, Thanksgiving has got to be a definite low, especially now that shopping starts Thursday night. Around here, deer season starts the following Monday (which is Cyber Monday). That's gotta be a pretty dry streak. On the other side, I would think that the numbers blow through the roof between 12:01 AM and noon on Arbor Day. Think how much morning wood that is. Embrace the suck
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If you wore a condom it could be viewed as gift wrapping. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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