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Erotica is dumb - Episode one , The Curious Mailman
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Erotica is dumb - Episode one , The Curious Mailman After getting out of the shower I lay down on the couch intending to close my eyes just for a minute , I had been so tired lately , but as I groggily blinked my eyes and looked towards the clock I realized it was almost an hour later . As I came to my senses I thought to myself “what else was that I saw ?” Turning back towards the window I quickly understood that what I had seen in my sleepy confusion was the mailman standing on the front porch staring at my naked , impertinent ass as I lay sprawled on my stomach . Seeing me see him watching me he started slightly and turned away shamefaced , quickly stuffing the letters in his hand into the mailbox . He turned to leave , face turning a bright red , but stopped for a moment as our eyes met . Holding his gaze I slowly turned towards him , onto my side , resting on hand on my flank and the other under my head . I could see him noticeably swallow and fidget with his mailbag as I ran my ran over my hip and thigh with a slight smile . After a moment I turned over onto my back , my legs bent and slightly apart – exposing my thick pink member . He looked around nervously and adjusted his bag again , staring straight my fulsome manhood as if entranced . With my thumb and forefinger I very gently began to caress the tip of my penis , making myself semi-hard , as I stared directly at him – his eyes locked on what lay between my legs . I nodded imperceptibly towards the door and tearing his attention away from my rapidly hardening cock he turned to stare at the doorknob dully . After a moment he reached his hand out hesitantly and grasped the doorknob , turning it ever so tentatively . He seemed startled to find that the door was unlocked and he quickly dashed inside and closed the door behind him – seemingly frightened . He looked around , dumbfounded , he didn’t seem to be able to believe this was happening . With the considerable weight of my now fully engorged dick tugging at the skin of my crotch I toyed absently with my balls and said to him “is this what you want ?” He started to say something , it seemed to be a protest of some kind , but I cut him off with a slow shake of the head “You don’t talk . Right now , yes or no , is this what you want ?” He slipped his bag to the ground in the corner by the door and after a long pause he nodded , fiddling with his wedding band . I laughed curtly “Wife and ? The whole deal ? You know what you want but you don’t know how to ask for it ? I get that . Don’t worry about it .” I sat up a little and gestured slightly “Lose the clothes buddy boy .” He seemed to be about to say something again , but I caught his eye and shook my head again ; “I don’t need to hear anything from you alright champ ?” I stroked my warm , almost hot , proudly erect penis as he unsteadily got naked . He was on the short side , maybe 5’8 , stocky build , salt and pepper mustache , late forties or thereabout – probably had been a good looking fellow back in his day . As he took his shirt off I noticed his farmer tan and his Army Ranger tattoo , had had a bit of belly but generally seemed in decent shape , it had the impression of a fit man gone to fat . Happens to the best of us . “Army huh ? I get that too . All those macho , macho men , family , flag , church all that can’t really be yourself can you ?” I smirked as he dropped his pants “What would your old army buddies think of you now ?” After an awkward moment he snatched off his boxers quickly , like if he didn’t do it quickly he’d back out , exposing a small thin penis nearly hidden in thick dark pubic hair . He stood there naked except for his socks , uncertain as a newly born colt . Standing up and pushing the coffee table away slightly with my leg I say “Take your socks off pal , I don’t know what kind of bullshit the wife puts with the three times a year you guys get drunk enough to fuck but I don’t play that .” He struggled to comply , almost falling into the corner at one point but saving himself awkwardly . I rolled my shoulders and stretched my neck with a sharp crack , taking a few steps towards him , closing the distance . “Squat down” I commanded “put your hands behind your back .” I took the last few steps towards him as he knelt and clasped his hands behind his back – my pulsing stiff member inches away from his face . Rapping him slightly on the forward with my knuckle I commented “I said to squat not kneel” and then “don’t use your hands” as he tried to correct his posture . After he awkwardly crab-walked into a squatting position with his hands firmly on the small of his back I ran my hand through his coarse , short , dark hair . Take a handful of hair in my fist I asked “Your wife ever suck your dick anymore ?” He shook his head and I smiled slightly “Yeah , once you pop out a couple of that all goes the way of the dinosaur huh ?” I yanked on his hair , forcing him to tilt his head slightly “Well now you’re going to do to me all the things you wish your wife would do to you .” He nuzzled at my balls and shaft hestintly for a second or two before I slapped him slightly with the back of my left hand and tightened my grip on his hair with the right “You like it when your wife messes around like that ? Open your mouth .” He kept his lips tight together for a moment as I traced around them with the point of my cock and then opened his mouth ever so slightly . I rested the tip of my penis on his lower lip , the head barely entering his mouth . He started to say something and I roughly grabbed the back of his head with both hands , jamming my fat firm cock into his mouth . His eyes widened alarmingly and he unclasped his hands for a second as he almost fell backwards, but then quickly put them back together and jammed them against his back again as he caught his balance . Moving my dick slowly between his dry lips I asked “Well , is it everything you ever thought it would be ? Probably a bit disappointing after all this time dreaming about it , but everyone has to start somewhere right ? Plus , we’re just getting started here . ” Grabbing his ears and twisting them painfully I said “Tell you what , if you can make me cum maybe I’ll take it easy on you . Deal ?” He nodded as best he could with a mouthful of substantial thick cock and tried his best – sucking awkwardly on my magnificent baby-maker with all the skill and technique of a high school cheerleader behind the bleachers for the first time . After a moment , bored , I told him he could use his hands . Which he did , surprisingly eagerly – like he couldn’t wait to get a hold of it . Once he started stroking and sucking , running his tongue around the end of my dick , he really started to get into the swing of things . I was enjoying myself but it was time to move on after a couple of minutes . He looked up at me with disappointment as I pulled my penis out of his mouth , a long stream of spittle hanging suspended from his lip for a moment before falling . Nodding “Not bad for your first time , not bad at all , a few more minutes and maybe you could have done it , this is your first time isn’t it ?” I laughed “Now , stand up , bend over the end table onto the couch , put your hands out flat on the couch as far as you can extend them , and spread your feet out to about two feet .” As I moved around behind him I picked up a book off the coffee table . Upon hearing a slight whimper as I rested my hand on his pale , hairy ass cheek , I asked “You’re not afraid are you ? Isn’t this what you want ?” He body shook for a moment and then he calmed himself and gave me a thumbs up . I laughed “A thumbs up ? Classic .” Then I smacked him across the ass with the book as hard as I could , eliciting a girlish sounding yelp . Rubbing the rapidly developing welt on his left cheek I then hit him even harder across the other side , the book making a deliciously solid thud noise when the cover met his quivering flesh . Smiling I said “Got to make it even right ?” Taking the book in both hands I let him have it a few more times , his ass turning a bright crimson with small white streaks as he grunted with each painful swat. Dropping the book carelessly on the floor I caressed his beaten butt and asked “They ever do that to you in basic ? Drop your rifle during drill and a couple guys hold you down and wail on your ass ? Nothing gay about that right ? Just men being men right ?” Rubbing my knuckle on his asshole I continued “You ever<b> screw </font></b>up real bad ? Get the whole unit in trouble ? They come for you in the showers to teach you a lesson ? That’s not gay either right ? Just taking care of business right ?” I pressed lightly on his asshole , provoking a little gasp of pleasure as I said “You ever<b> screw </font></b>up on purpose ? See if you can get the shower treatment ? See if you can get one of your buddies to teach your saggy old ass a lesson ?” Grabbing his love handles roughly I positioned myself with the tip of my wide unrestrained cock right against his asshole , there was so little resistance I slid in slightly without even moving . I backed off as he turned his head and started to say something , cutting him off with a disgusted gesture . Mournfully he turned his head back around as I picked up his mailbag and dumped the contents on the ground . Moving towards him again “I’m starting to think maybe you don’t take me seriously” putting the bag over his head “here’s the deal buddy , you’re just a hole for my dick . I don’t want to hear you , I don’t want to see you .” I flipped the strap around his neck , applying just the slightest amount of pressure “you got that ?” Chuckling “Stamp your hoof two times if you do ?” He stomps his foot on the hardwood floor twice and I say “good” as I move my cock , glistening with his salvia up against him again . I slowly enter him at first “Nice and gentle right buddy ?” before slamming myself all the way home – eight thick angry inches buried in his ass . His astonished cry is cut off as I tighten the strap of the bag around his neck just for a moment . This in turn makes his body tense , his asshole clenching delectably around my dick . He slowly is able to relaxed as I leisurely push myself back and forth inside of him . I thrust forward again brutally and he tenses up until I jerk back on the strap of the bag for half a second – he gets the point . I pound his virgin asshole mercilessly , maintaining a light but steady pressure around his throat – punctuated the occasional full on choke for a few seconds before releasing . He tries to silence of cries of pleasure/pain but cannot contain his joy at the pleasure I am bringing to him with my unbreakable cock . A few times I pull back on the strap to shut him up but for the most part I give him the freedom to shout himself hoarse . After a few more minutes , I hear his muffled groans of ecstasy and then feel the splatter of the paltry discharge from his minor penis onto the floor by my feet . Releasing the strap of the bag I give him a few more pumps for good measure each accompanied by a pride obliterating bitchslap across the ass . Taking the bag off his head to reveal his sweaty , flushed face split almost in two by the most beatific smile I say “Good thing you’re not gay huh ? You might have enjoyed that otherwise .” Grinning he nods . Flexing my shoulders and rubbing my shoulder slightly I say “Now my turn . Kneel down over here in front of me .” He does so , eagerly reaching for my still rock-hard and magnificent cock but I smirk and shake my head “Not like that buddy” . I see a brief glimpse of the consternation on his face as I turn and shove my ass into his face . Stroking my cock sumptuously I comment “You got to really get your tongue in there champ , don’t be afraid to really get your face in there” . Timidly at first and then enthusiastically he licks and sucks on my asshole as I stoke myself into a frenzy . At the last moment I spin around suddenly and unload a huge gob of thick , white , cum right into his face . I keep pumping and squeezing out ever last bit until his face is entirely covered – jizz dripping down onto his chest , one drop hitting right on his ineffectual nub of a penis . “They don’t teach that in basic training do they bub ?” Tossing his clothes at him “Now don’t you have some mail to deliver ?” Walking into the bedroom I remark “I hope you didn’t want to keep that a secret , looks like we had an audience” . Horrified he turns to look out the window and sees all the neighborhood women watching in awe and delight – their hands vigorously working at masturbating as they recline on the front porch . Ask the Author Dude , what the fuck ? Hey blame Intenda , she put the idea in my head and you know how ideas are . Once they start growing there's no stopping them . You claim not to be gay or into freak stuff and then you write this ? Seriously dude , what the fuck . Don't judge me . Or go ahead I guess , I do it all the time . Fiction is fiction , I once wrote a story about assassinating Queen Beatrix of Netherlands doesn't mean I want to do it . Also it seems way easier to write about man sex than woman-man sex because I never stop to worry "am I treating the women respectfully here" ? What was the deal with the tacked on bit at the end with all the women masturbating ? That was the part of my brain that says "you need to have something hetero in there or people will talk !" Because there's nothing more non-gay than women watching two dudes hump right ? Erotica sucks Yeah , but I bet if it was done by someone who was a really good writer it would be at least "okay" Do you think you'd haven written this if you weren't messed up on cold medicine ? Maybe not , but it seems like a cop out to say otherwise so I'll say yes . Why are the talking about who's going to play Vader in the new Star Wars movie , Vader is dead . A flashback maybe ? Or he's a force spirit ? I don't really know . Doesn't make a lot of sense . I hope that movie is good Me too , but its hard to get your hopes up at the last round of movies . But Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome - and it was very Star Warsy . Gives me some reason to think it could be good . Did you know that Sony owns Spider-Man movie rights and not Marvel ? And that's why those movies suck and you'll never see Spider-Man with the Avengers ? Yes . Yes I did . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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"minor penis" *laugh* Classic. I think you have a talent for this; I volunteer to be your editor and will only take a 15% cut.   
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