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Hi . I forgot your name . Whatever . My point is , Hi . "What's the point of being king if you can't fuck a bunch of Duchesses ?" stadtholder William III of Orange-Nassau prior to the Monmouth Rebellion Its been raining for 40 days and 40 nights here and its also been hot as balls . When I turned on the news this morning (which I rarely do) the weather lady said it was going to be "juicy" out there today . Which I guess is an apt description but come on lady have a little class . You won a regional Emmy for Christ's sake .  Yesterday after a rousing sexing P-Bubs was in the philosophical mood that you get in sometimes are the sex and she said that I was "weird but in a really normal way" . I took normal in this case to mean boring . She went on to say "like it someone read your blog they would think you were insane , but you're not ." Also she shifted positions at one point during the "act" and destroyed both our genitals . It was kind of a bummer . I learned new word the other day - obnubilate , which seems to mean the same thing as obfuscate . Learning a new word usually puts me a good mood for the rest of the day , but in this case it just made me wonder why there's so many words that mean the exact same thing in English . Turns out its because England has been conquered like 798 times and every time new people showed up a couple (or a bunch) of their words filtered down to the peasants and stuck even after some new people came a-conquering . Also its kind of interesting to me that English is spoken so much global because its traditionally been considered a filthy mongrel language for filthy scum . And also it sucks as a language . It seems like I had a bunch of other stuff to blog about but now I can't remember it . My blog posts seem to be getting shorting . Maybe I hate blogging now . Did I already ask if someone can explain imaginary time to me ? I understand imaginary numbers , but the concept of imaginary time isn't clicking for me . So if we visualize time as a line moving out horizontally from the Big Bang then imaginary time is the vertical line of the same length . What the hell does that mean ? Oh , and also I masturbated the other day without watching porn - just with my mind ! It felt like I really accomplished something . Which is pretty sad . Also what's the deal with people who say "use" porn instead of "watch" porn or "look at" porn ? That's weird . Quit it . And finally , THE hot girl at work just got back from her honeymoon and I met her husband . I was stunned . Her husband is ugly and fat - uglier and fatter then ME ! And granted I didn't talk to him for more than a few minutes , but he didn't seem like one of those guys with a "personality" - he just seemed a gross slug like me . Hot girls should be with hot dudes , I feel strongly about that . And he's not even rich either - she basically supports him . He must have an amazing<b> dong . </font></b>Or her parents really messed up her head . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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intenda is a mind reader..... Did you sniff deeply? shallowly?
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I so know what you mean - whenever I see a hot person with a not-so-hot mate , I start wondering. Mostly wondering why I can't get myself a hottie mate. Wait, I did that once already and it didn't turn out so well - never mind...   
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The foreign words that mean the same are cognates, the ones that don't mean the same are false cognates. Beware of false cognates they will lead you astray. If a rapper calls you fat it's terrible {in French and probably the other romance languages terrible means phat}. In Frank Zappa's album set "Joe's Garage" Joe meets a sex toy that can accommodate up to 8 people. He learns German in order to talk to it. In a more recent article it seems the Chinese have invented a sperm harvesting machine to reduce the tedium of harvesting it by hand. Since giant slugs tend to generate slime your coworkers husband would be assured of lubrication regardless of her mood. I can't imagine big slime would be a real mood enhancer anyway. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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The Chinese might have back engineered it. The article I saw showed it in Nanjing Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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