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Some say its a cliche but its true - Korean assholes are the best to fuck
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Some say its a cliche but its true - Korean assholes are the best to fuck This has nothing to do with anal sex with Koreans  I saved this picture because I was going to say something about Breaking Bad but I forgot what it was . Every now and then I use the key fob for my car to try and open the door to my house . I wonder if that magically started working one day if I would even notice . One time I titled a blog "Those who can<b> screw </font></b>, those who can't blog" that was pretty good tiling on my part . I'd like to acronym SAD to start catching on - as in Sucked A Dick . For example ; "Hey 40 , how was that meeting ?" "SAD" Speaking of which the other day my gal pal asked me about something and I said "It sucked 57 dicks" to which she expressed sympathy for the dick sucker in that metaphor saying "My jaw hurts sometimes after one" . Which lead to a whole conversation because that's not a complaint I'd ever heard before . It doesn't seem to me like you'd need to open your mouth that wide(insert joke about my small penis here) that it would be a problem . My jaw often hurts after I go south of the border on a fancy lady but I always assumed that's because I have a crunked up jaw from that time a croc whip-slapped me with its tail down in Honduras . Speaking of which my jaw seems like its getting more crunked up lately . I should probably stop "eating" my gal pal's pussy so much but its really the only move I have . Anyway , does sucking dick cause jaw issues normally ? In Return of the Jedi I never thought too much about the second (third actually) Death Star having an even BIGGER Achilles port than the first one because I said to myself "they've got a shield generator" but that doesn't hold up when you think about it . The whole point of the Death Star is that it could fly around and go to whatever planet you wanted to blow up . It couldn't be tethered to a dumb shield generator on the forest moon of Endor . Empire Strikes back is obviously the best of the trilogy but I never realized that a lot of people have Jedi because of the Ewoks and second Death Star . I have no problem with either of those . The other day someone asked me when I was going to see "The Desolation of Smaug" and I said I probably wasn't going to since the first one was weak ass and they're trying to turn a 80 page book into 10 hours of movies . The reaction was similar to that of me having said "I gave your mom a rimjob last night ." I realize people like to categorize and keep things simple but I don't HAVE to see every comic book/sci-fi/fantasy movie that ever comes out ever . Guess what , I never saw Thor either , or Superman Returns . How's that grab you ? I don't like to complain (see that's funny because all I do is complain) especially about customer service because they're just trying to do their shitty job . But , here goes anyway . I went to the drug store to get my prescription thong and the head pharmacist asked me for my prescription card and I said I didn't have my new one yet , fully prepared to pay full price . But said he said he could "call it in" for me and I was like "sure" . So he calls the number and is obviously going through some automation "English , yes , no , three , yes , no , one , one , six" and so forth and then he comes to my take of birth . And he says 1997 instead of 1977 , immediately realizes his mistake , tries to do something and then grimaces and starts all over again . He goes through the whole spiel again and then gets to the DOB - and he says 14 instead of 4 for the day , bites back a curse and starts all over again . He screwed it up four more times . In the end I pay 30 bucks less , but to be honest I'd rather than that 23 minutes of my life back . My gal pal would drop dead if she heard me say that since she'll spend 8-9 hours arguing over 3 cents with a cashier but its the truth . I don't really care how much it costs man , I just want to get the hell out of your store . One for extra awesomeness when he tried to check me out he didn't seem to know how to use the computer . In mid sentence he just walked away and a lady came over and hut one button and everything was fine . That dude was pissed . I guess its nice to know that some people do care about their jobs even if they suck at them . That was almost a blog . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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My jaw hurts totally starts to hurt after about 15 minutes or so. I have no jaw issues - it's just the repetition of it. Elevate me... 
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Another "aye" to the jaw discomfort. Not to turn this into a gender war or anything, but I had a bisexual friend who opined that sucking dick is WAY more work than eating pussy.   
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