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What will become of 40deuce ?
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What will become of 40deuce ? (Editor's note - this is the second time I'm writing this . When will I learn to write these things in word first and then post them for then this foolish website crashes in the middle of a blog ? Never . I am not a smart man .) I found out today that there's a fellow named Sheldon Levine who's a blogger of some repute (if there is such a thing) who uses the name 40deuce . Here's how he describes himself ; Master of Professional Communication. Super-Genius. Social media misfit. Music addict. Smack talker. Loves to fall in love. Big . Awesome dude. I haven't read any of his 8 blogs but I hate him already . I detest when people describe themselves as a "misfit" . It gets my ire up I tells you . And I'm not in love with the rest of that stuff either . Big ? Awesome dude ? Lame . I would like to challenge this chap to a fight to the death for the name 40deuce , Highlander style , but in the past this has proved to be an ineffective strategy . People are strangely reluctant to fight to the death over trivial matters . Not only that , they don't give in to me based on their refusal to do so . So I should probably just change my fake name . And suggestions ? By the way if you do an image search for Highlander , this comes up for some reason ;  There can be only one ? The Highlander movies were terrible (I still saw them all thought) but the TV show was okay . The first one with the dude , not the spin-off with the lady who humped Bill Clinton . Also today I got trapped in my new old boss's boss's cube while he was complaining about his wife ; which is how he spends 42.37% of his day . And I mean that literally , there were people blocking my way out talking to him . Its all good though , they're going to have another and that will solve all their problems . Anyway , at one point he turns to me and says ; "So what do you think ?" "I have no idea what women like ." I said boobily He scowled and growled "You've had relationships with women ." "Yes" I replied with porosity "but I've also fallen down the stairs , that doesn't mean I understand physics ." That is now the best thing I've ever said in my life . In other news today I was voicing my opinion that millions of people that helped to cause the mortgage crisis should be in prison , because , you know , they broke the law . As usual no one was on my side (probably because most of them were said people) and one person went so far as to say that they would "only go to one of those fancy resort prisons anyway , they should be so lucky ." There's a guy in our office who's been to a "white collar" prison . He doesn't like it when people say things like that . Not . One . Bit . And I can't blame him . I'm pretty sure even being in a "nice" prison sucks pretty thoroughly . You know , because its a prison . The first time around I wrote a big thing here about the Jedi Code and how its actually a pretty good way to live your life . It was most amusing and helpful . But its way to long to type again . Sorry . And finally , for the first time , ever , in my whole life - I am not going to finish a book I started . Its called Great Apes by William Self . The setting of said book is a world wherein pongids became the dominant species instead of hominids . I thought I was going to be a highbrow version of Planet of the Apes . WRONG There was some interesting stuff in the very beginning about the treatment of humans in this world , but then it took a very horrible turn for the worse . The next 50 pages were pretty much all just chimps humping each other - and a little bit of chimps getting high at art galleries and spouting semi-philosophical psycho-pop . It was awful . Who would want to read about anthropomorphic apes humping for a while book ? Someone I'm sure , but not me . I guess its supposed to be satire , but I don't get it . I have finally been defeated . There was a book horrible enough I couldn't struggle my way through it . Damn you literature , damn you to hell . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Did you transcend the situation ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Its good to know there is one thing I can do that makes a woman smile Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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She is sort of wearing a kilt - I sense a reboot Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Nah , I am as god made me - I think people would be a lot happier and pharmaceutical companies much poor if people just accepted how porous they are Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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There have been lots of books I haven't finished. Some are painfully slow at the start, and then go down from there. {Giants in the Earth}. Some are painfully slow interspersed with absolute hilarity {Don Quixote}. Zyzzyx_Road Is a movie that according to Wiki grossed $30 from 6 patrons. I haven't seen it. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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