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Ejecting ass goblins into space is actually not that easy
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Ejecting ass goblins into space is actually not that easy Their claws are specially designed to cling onto the ass you see . I don't watch a lot of movies . Most movies suck . Whens someone says to me "Hey 40 do you watch a lot of movies ?" I say "no , I don't watch a lot of movies . Most movies suck ." In particular apocalypse movies suck . Post apocalypse is another story , but such fair as Deep Impact (the non porn one) , Armageddon , 2012 , the Day After Tomorrow , Tyler Perry's Medea Goes to the End of the World , and such are not for me . However the other day in my drug addled sickness coma I saw part of one of these movies wherein the dude from The Imposters was explaining how it was going to go down after they survived the end of the world (which is something of a misnomer) . He stated that in order to re-build the gene pool without getting all Alabamay each woman would have to have 40 babies with 40 different dudes . Come again ? First of all in the TNG episode "Up The Long Ladder" Jean Luc Picard said you'd only need to have 10 babies with 10 different dudes to avoid the flipper babies so there's that . But 40 babies ? Is that even possible ? Even if you're cranking out a baby every 9 months that still 30 years of baby cranking - and based on an episode of 30 Rock I watched a woman's fertility goes way down after she turns thirty . So unless there's some kind of 4th dimension shenanigans going on here I don't think 40 babies is even possible assuming you start in at a grossly early age . I guess maybe they were planning on using fertility drugs to Octomom it up . Giving birth to 8 babies at a time would be a real efficiency booster . Anyway , my question is if you were a woman would you even want to get on the magic spaceship that's going to protect you from the meteor full of zombies if you knew the end game was you giving birth 40 times ? Although I'm sure after the first score your vagina is so stretched out you don't feel it anymore . Bonus ! Speaking of Star Trek Next Generation I loved that show when it originally aired . Trying to watch it now is like trying to eat a big bowl of jagged metal cereal with sulfuric acid milk . That show was awful . Doesn't anything stand up to the test of time ? Not my junk that's for sure . Also speaking of movies the other day I was watching Strap-On Bonanza #4 , because as you know I love a good strap-on flick , all the enjoyment of watching people fucking without the discomfort of looking at a hairy dude ass . As usually I was complete lost plotwise because I hadn't seen the first 3 movies in the series , but I kind of got the gist of it . However there was something that was bugging me . Something didn't seem right and it took me a while to put my finger on it . The strap-oner in this particular scene was not a lady at all (well somewhat) but what I believe is called a she-male . Said she-male was wearing a transparent (and obviously hollow) strap on over his/her very small , but very real actual penis . That freaked me right out . What kind of a world is it we live in where a man is confronted with such a sight without any warning ? I could handle it if I knew it was coming , but a surprise she-male penis inside of a strap-on ? That's not fair internet . Not cool . In other news , I think I had admitted in the past that 7% of the reason I bought my house is that it had a "No Soliciting" sign on the front porch . It worked like a charm for 16 months . Sometimes I'd see people walking up to solicit me , and then they'd see the sign and walk away sadly while I laughed and laughed . But this week one solicitor finally had the fortitude to ignore said sign . I think maybe her 15 facial piercings gave her the confidence she needed to annoy me . Pictured below not her , at all ;  I wish I was the kind of jerk who could just point at the sign and say "Can't you read ?" but I'm not . So I just listened to her spiel , had sex with her and said I wasn't interested . Stupid sign not working . Speaking of my house , ever since I moved in I have a re-occurring dream that the former owners come back while I'm at work and dig up the back yard or put a bunch of puppies in the back porch or something like that and then say they still own the house . Sadly I know WAY too much about the real estate dysfunction of this country so these dreams are all 100% plausibly terrifying . I need to get a assault rifle these days . I think getting out of a murder charge is way easier and quicker than a title dispute . And finally , there's an online nerd game for nerds that I play that lately has has advertisements for a different online nerd game for nerds . This advertisement has a scantily clad cartoon women and says "1 click Roman orgy" . About damn time . I hate having to click THREE or FOUR times to get the Roman orgy . Oh those Romans an their orgies , when will they learn ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Odd coincidence - I had a first date last night with a guy who does title research. You're right, that dream IS entirely plausible    
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Odd coincidence - I had a first date last night with a guy who does title research. You're right, that dream IS entirely plausible Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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There was a really good comic a few years back called Y - The Last Man , which was about the last man on earth . My favorite part was that none of the women ever wanted to have sex with him , which is a little bit different from the show on Cinemax I saw about the last man on earth . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I was rather surprised at how common gender ambiguity is. The parents and doctor decide what to make the poor kid, he/she is stuck with it. I would've thought that surviving apocalypse would make it easy to get laid, but it's probably easier right before a predicted {pre-dicked-Ed} apocalypse. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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