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On the moon using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
10/22/2012 6:45 pm

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10/26/2012 5:17 pm

On the moon using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship

Today my triumph is complete . Another one of my hated enemies is leaving the department I work in - now they're all gone . Sure they'll all moving on to more money and better benefits but I on the other hand . . . . well at least they're gone (and dead I assume) .

Today is a great day . Its almost enough to make up for the hated New York Giants winning yesterday . I like the NFL better when it was possible for ANY team to cover ANY wideout for more than 1 or 2 plays a game . What happened NFL ? Where did all the competent corners go ? Damn Obama .

Anyway , before I get to the boring stuff check this out . The other day my gal pal mentioned that she was going to stop shaving her swimsuit zone because the wife of a fellow she works with got an ingrown hair that turned septic and threatened her life from shaving the fun zone . Complete understandable . I enjoy a hairless pussy but I realize that doctors are generally against it and while the odds of such an incident are small it is a possibility - weird things happen , no reason to take more risks than you have to . However , if you're really worried about that kind of thing you shouldn't shave anything - no legs , no armpits , no nothing . The same thing could happen , because you know , NONE of it was designed with the razor in mind . THANKS evolution (or god [or flying spahgetti monster]) .

I am in no way advocating for hairy ladies (by any means) but if you want to be totally safe let if all go . Sure people will be disgusted (especially me) but change is never easy . A couple generations from now people will accept the fact that women are as hairy and gross as men (straight men anyway) . And while you'll live the rest of your life sexless and unsatisfied at least you'll have made the world a better place for future generations . Which is nothing to swing a bag of dicks at if you ask me .

Alright now the boring stuff (moreso) . I love professional wrestling , as you all know (why I love is still unknown) . One of my favorite wrestlers is a lady wrestler who you'll never seen on TV or make any money being a wrestler at all . Because while she's cute as a button she doesn't look like this ;



Pictured above NOT a good wrestler

And to make it in the big leagues as a lady wrestler that's what you have to have . This girl (who ironically has the same name as a porn star) is a fantastic wrestler . Honestly . A man with half her talent would be a huge star and make MILLIONS of dollars . But that's not how it works . Most female wrestlers are just strippers who wandered into the wrong locker room I'm pretty sure . I don't watch women's matches on TV for the most part because they're pathetic . Every now and then there's a female wrestler who happens to be gorgeous AND can actually wrestle , but its rare and there hasn't been one for a while .

I don't know why , but I just felt like bring this up . Its hard for me to explain (and even harder for you to care) how great she really is . Most wrestlers , even the really good ones , never do an original move in their whole career . This lady seems to come up with something new every few months . True innovation is ultrarare in the world of wrestling . Also I think its kind of amusing that she embraces the fact that she's not a Barbie Doll . Not that long ago the owner of a small company that she used to work for made some crack about her being on the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" (what is this 3rd grade ?) and recently she's starting wearing (and selling) a new shirt "President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee - and DAMN proud of it ." That just makes laugh .

I realize there's a trillion million more important things to worry about in this life , but its frustrating when true talent is ignored in favor of two hookers tripping their way through a match that makes two drunks rolling around on a vomit-stained barfloor look awesome .

Boring rant complete

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smartasswoman 66F  
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10/25/2012 7:56 pm

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That lady wrestler sounds like the perfect woman to humiliate this dude:
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wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
10/30/2012 2:47 am

Okay, I've got a question for you. This eventually gets to a current topic here in Iowa. I've said before that I admire your knowledge of the Bible. So, here's a question about atonement and forgiveness. In 1965 Sylvia Likens was tortured to death in Indiana. Wiki has the story, and it is gory. The film "Girl Next Door" was based on this. Sylvia's aunt not only tortured Silvia herself, but she invited neighborhood boys to come over and and torture her too. They did. Then Silvia died. The cops got involved and Silvia's younger sister opened up to the cops in exchange for getting her the Hell out of there.

The aunt, the aunts daughter, I think the aunt's two sons {a couple of boys anyway} were all tried for murder. And convicted. Somehow some procedural thing was screwed up and they were to be retried. The aunt's daughter took a plea deal for manslaughter. She ended up being released in 72. She changed her name and moved to Iowa. The aunt was in prison a lot longer but eventually got paroled, changed her name and moved to Iowa. The aunt and the two guys died. Good riddance. I don't normally say that about people that are dying or have recently died. The surviving daughter never got in trouble with the law after that. She got a job at a school and worked there 14 years, until the school found out about her past. She goes by Paula Pace now, and the school board fired her. Some people say, that happened in 1965, she went to prison and did her time {nowhere near long enough for torturing someone to death}.

I hear that same argument when people talk about old Nazis getting arrested. The article was in the Waterloo Courier newspaper. I'm sure a search on her name would bring up as much detail as you want.

This is related to this post because they gouged expletives on Sylvia's stomach.

Am I a colossal prick, or did she deserve to get fired? She ought to be glad she's not in prison.

For some strange reason I would like to hear your comments.

Wild

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