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Seriously what's with the Korean ?  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
5/20/2012 9:07 am

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6/30/2012 5:44 pm

Seriously what's with the Korean ?


I got another angry message from Senior Sizzle telling me I need to change the name of my blog and part of it was in Korean again - is anyone else having this happen ?

Last night one of my friend's wives said to me "Hey 40 , I'm thinking about getting a boob job , what are you thoughts on that ?"

I advocated in the negative because they're Catholic and therefore have hundreds of and therefore are poor as hell and therefore probably have better things to spend their money on . Also she said a lot of people have their boobage enhanced in Canada - what's the deal with that ? I'm not a fan of fake breasts myself - I like to see the boobies flopping around when I'm "on the job" as people say . People say that right ?

But I don't really care if someone gets implants . The question is if that doesn't bother me why do I think someone who had penis enhancement is a freak of nature ? Doesn't seem fair .

I got home last night in time to see the OKC Thunder defeat the hated LA Lakers and during the commercials I was flipping over to Skinemax . I've said it before and I'll say it again - softcore porn has to be the weirdest job in the world . Alright , get naked and then get as CLOSE as you can to having sex but DON'T actually have sex - but pretend like you are . It takes a special kind of person to do that job . Also I always thought that softcore porn chicks were better looking than some of the skeevy looking "women" you see in hardcore porn . I was disabused of that notion last night .

I had a childhood friend who's mom used to watch softcore porn all the time . It was weird as hell . I remember on more than one occasion trying to sneak back into his house in the wee hours of the night and she'd be in her robe standing in the kitchen watching softcore porn on a little black and white TV . Which kind of sounds like the opening scene of a porn itself . Also I feel like a got ripped off - wasn't everyone supposed to have a friend with a hot mom they lusted after as teens ? I didn't get any of that . Not at all . At all .

There are literally tons (think about how that's possible) of superheroes that have fallen into the public domain . Such mighty heroes as the Fighting Yank , Doc Strange (not to be confused with Doctor Strange) Spy Smasher , Black Terror , and Black Cat (not be confused with THE Black Cat) . So I thought there would probably be some pretty cool stuff people were making using them . Nope , all erotic fan fiction . Now I know exactly what it would look like when Bulletman and Bulletgirl went at it (thank God) . Not to judge (but I'm about to) but what kind of person uses their art powers for that ? As a longtime comic nerd and someone who can't draw a stick figure to save their life I just don't get it . As a I remember being super pissed when my sister (who's an excellent artists) wouldn't help me make comics .

A while back I did a review of my first blog post , and since everyone agreed that was pretty douchey I now continue with a review of my second blog post .

Good grief more Satan's boners

It starts off pretty well - I'm talking about how I was chatting with a lady who was a member of the Church of Satan (which I had forgotten about and makes me giggle) but then it takes a pretty dark turn ;

"Hope is terrible - perhaps the worst thing in the world . It makes you think things will get better - and they won't . That's a fact . No one in the world ever gets what they want , everybody dies frustrated and sad ."

What kind of emo nonsense is that ? Sure its basically what I still believe , but come on man - you're never going to get laid with that kind of attitude .

Then I talk about how I got a message from a gay guy - I did that a lot back then . It really freaked me out . Not because I'm big homophobe (just a small one) but the concept of being attractive to a gay guy just never made sense to me .

Then I go to the mailbag , which is still my go-to move when I don't have anything to talk about . That part is kind of funny . I did coin a new term that I'm shocked didn't catch on ;

milfbrisrss (mom I'd like to fuck but really I should report to social services)

Overall I'd give it a B- , it had a good sound but you can't dance to it .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/20/2012 3:21 pm

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So you're NOT into teenage boys ? I need to make a call . . .

Also , is it supposed to look like you're shooting the bird in your new profile pic or is that incidental ?

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/20/2012 3:22 pm

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Don't leave me hanging , what WOULD you spend 10K on ?

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/20/2012 3:23 pm

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Is that a question or a general "what" as in what the hell is this ?

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wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
5/20/2012 10:21 pm

My early posts have a strangeness to them. Most of the comments are from closed profiles. You see my reply, but not their question. Course my posts are strange even when you see the comments.

I like boobs too, including Korean ones.

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