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You would have totally banged Joe Stalin  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
5/12/2012 7:19 am

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5/16/2012 5:11 pm

You would have totally banged Joe Stalin



Yeah , this is Joseph Stalin as a young lad - you can't tell me you wouldn't go for that . On the other hand is a sad commentary on what a good looking dude is going to look at 20-30 years later .

A while back I declared Australia the horniest of nations based on participation on this here website , but it turns out that they're not so much into the small boobies .

Back at the beginning of 2010 , the Australian Classification Board decided it needed to put an end to some of the more unsavory aspects of adult films and publications . First on their hit list was the depiction of any sort of female ejaculation . The Board felt these scenes were most decidedly deserving of a Refused Classification because it was one of two things -

Urine , and thus banned under the label of "golden showers" or ;

an abhorrent depiction.

I presume all the wives of the men on the Classification Board are having affairs .

Also in the Classification Board's sights for banned content ? Breasts . Or rather , the lack thereof . If you were going to have naked titties , they needed to be big titties . By order of the Australian government .

The reason is that an Australian group called Free 2B was leading a campaign to forbid women with an A-cup breast size from appearing in pornography , claiming it encouraged pedophilia , since apparently all flat-chested women are under the legal age of consent .

As a result , depictions of non-voluptuous women in their late 20s have been banned , including those in mainstream publications like Hustler . Not only that , but according to Fiona Patten of the Australian Sex Party (which sounds awesome) "It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator's actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late ."

Shame on you Australia . I am taking up a collection to send Lady Tatas to Australia to set them straight because as we all know , she loves ALL titties . All .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/13/2012 5:39 pm

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If my homage you mean non-violent protest to her new blog name then yes

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/13/2012 5:40 pm

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I hate to say it but a few laws about pubic hair might not be a bad idea

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/13/2012 8:26 pm

Wow, Joe had fantastic hair! So thick and wavy, mmmmmm.


40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/16/2012 5:11 pm

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That's the original catch 22 I believe - you need to do porn to get the implants but you can't get work in porn without big tits

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