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Madam your infant displeases me , banish it from my dominion !
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Madam your infant displeases me , banish it from my dominion ! Not that my blog ever has much structure - but this is random junk . Junk power go ; Some lady brought her baby into work today . That annoys me to no end . I guess if you work at a daycare that would be okay . Or a really horrible sweatshop . Or a Mexican baby fighting ring . "isn't that adorable , baby Qiznorg shat all over your desk ! When are you going to have a baby ?!" Activate pepper spray . In that movie Last Seduction (which was pretty good) Linda Fiorentino kills a dude by pepper spraying him in the mouth . My police buddy says its probably true since it causes swelling and your throat would close up . I want confirmation . In addition to sex Mythbusters they need death Mythbusters . I told one of my co-workers today they were "useless" because they couldn't tell me who the He-Man dude with the giant tail was . He seemed kind of hurt by that . I eventually remembered - Whiplash . Sometimes I change my shirt at lunch to see if anyone notices . Today was the first time anyone did - or at least the first time anyone said anything about it . I work with a lady who's last name is Soda . A lot of people call her Sosa by mistake . Which is annoying because there's also a lady who works there with the same first name who's last name IS Sosa . Sometimes I see a link to an article that says something like "Tiger struggles at Sawgrass" and I think "That sounds strange , I better read it - why was there a tiger at a golf course ?" But then I remember Tiger Woods exists and I'm disappointed . I enjoy reading , I do it a lot . But one of my friends is one of them assholes who goes like this ; "Hey , did you see Game of Thrones last night ?" "No , I was READING ." Fuck you pal . Reading is no more constructive than watching TV is - there's no reason feel superior about it . Both are leisure activities , both are a waste of time . I like them both . Neither is virtuous in any way . That's no different from saying "No , I was JACKING OFF ." People who put on airs about not watching TV annoy me . Great , so the fuck what ? I don't play backgammon - you don't see me bragging about that . Plus many of these people who "don't" watch TV seem to barge into an awful lot of discussions about shows they "don't" watch with surprisingly informed opinions . I guess that's it . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Used to ? Sounds like quitter talk to me . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I take offense sir that ye compare the pursuits of watching television and reading and have the audacity to call them leisure activities. Everything in the world I have learned from the almighty television. Nary a book in the world can compare to such vastness , nay even the breadth and depth of quality found in the delight that is TV. For shame, sir. I shall have to strip ye knighthood away forthwith and henceforth. I read that on a box of Crackerjacks once Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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