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Is my penis mentally challenged ? (aka tears of a dick)
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Is my penis mentally challenged ? (aka tears of a dick) I've wondered about this for a long time and I think I have to admit at this point that it is . Its not an easy admission , but the evidence is fairly overwhelming . Let me ask you a question - is this Adriana Lima's vagina ?  If you answered "No" you are correct . You know who fails that test every time ? My penis . EVERY time . Its getting to the point where its just more sad that anything . But as damning as this evidence is that's not the worst of it . Here's a conversation I have with my penis every DAMN day . 40Penis - Hey , that girl smiled at us , get these pants off - its go time ! 40Deuce - No penis , that's not how it works - I've told you that a million times . 40Penis - No , no , she wants me bad - quick get me out ! She's leaving , now , now ! 40Deuce - Calm down penis , a lady smiling does not mean its time for sex . 40Penis - Yes it does , hurry ! She's walking away but I can still get there if you release me from my bondage right now ! 40Deuce - Sometimes I hate you penis Every day for the last 20 years . I am sick and tired of having this conversation , but you know what ? I'm going to have it again tomorrow - I know that . And the day after that . For the rest of my life . Don't get me wrong , I love my mentally challenged penis , but seriously its a heavy burden to carry . Sometimes I just want a break from my mentally challenged penis . Why just today I was browsing through the profiles here on Senior Sizzle ; 40Penis - Hey , e-mail that lady ! Get here over here now and we can screw like mad ! 40Deuce - Its not that easy penis , besides it clearly says that she doesn't want anyone with less than a 9 inch cock . 40Penis - That's great , I'm like 15 inches long at least - and the girth ? Forget about it . 40Deuce - No you're not penis . 40Penis - How do you even know ? You've never measured me - I could be 15 inches long . 40Deuce - Trust me on this one penis , you're not . I hate the break the little guy's heart like that , but it has to be done . Mentally challenged or not I don't want him going through life thinking he's something he's not - I want him to be proud of who he is . I'm not saying he doesn't have his good points , I just can't pretend he's that smart anymore - he's just not . And you know what ? That's okay . My penis may not be the smartest , but he's kind and loyal and has a gentle soul . My penis is the kind of who give you the foreskin off his back . My penis is the kind that won't abandon you in a time of need . So what if he's dumb - he means well . And that is all that matters , I don't care what anyone says . Now , if you'll excuse me , I think Adriana Lima is coming to visit a very special someone . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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