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One cock ring to rule them all (part 2)
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One cock ring to rule them all (part 2) AKA Stuff too short for its own blog post I'm not a big fan of boots , but the other day I noticed a comely lass wearing some killer boots so I remarked "Sweet boots" whereupon she was heard to reply "What are you , a fag ?" Now I realize that complimenting a lady on here footwear isn't the most hetero thing in the world , but Jesus Christ lighten up girly . I guess to some degree I can't blame her , she probably thought I was hitting on her , but lets set aside the hate speech and just call me a d-bag how about ? Somewhat related topic , I don't know why but when I was a I thought only dudes were homophobic (probably because I only hung around dudes) one of the more disturbing moments of my life is when a female teacher of mine when off on a rant about how gay people are evil and all going to hell . Your tax $ at work . The first lady I had regular sex with trained me not to touch her when she was giving me a blowjob in the classic standing-kneeling position . She said it was disrespectful to put your hand on a woman's neck or the back of her head like that . It never occurred to me until the other day that that might just be her idiosyncrasy . So women of Senior Sizzle , I ask you , do you care what a guy does with his hands while you're taking care of business ? Somewhat related topic , I sometimes wonder if my penis isn't that sensitive . I've never been that into getting sucked off - I've never cum that way . I like 69ing but honestly after a minute of two of a normal blowjob I get bored . According to an informal poll conducted by me 100% of women would rather give up sex for a year than their mobile phone , compared to 0% of men . I don't know why , but I'm kind of obsessed with knowing if a woman would sleep with a guy who saved her life . Most women say no , which I find fascinated . You can't give a little sugar to someone who kept you from dying ? What kind of gratitude is that ? Some of them ask "Is he good looking ?" Missing the point people - SAVED YOUR LIFE . If a guy saved my life and he wanted me to get busy with him I'd do it . I wouldn't be pumped about it but he SAVED MY LIFE for the love of you know whatever . I just hope he's not into kissing , I think I'd much rather go to pound town with a dude than make out . Maybe I am a fag . I realized a few weeks ago at a family reunion that I'm the ugliest person in my family - which is weird because I'm not super ugly . I think I good title for a blog post would be "If wishes were cocks we'd all be Tommy Lee" but I don't know what the subject matter would be . Corrected idioms ; Its not the size of the in the fight , oh wait , yes it is . Money can't buy happiness , just kidding . A fool and his Money are a woman's best friend . Doesn't clitoris sound like the name of a dinosaur ? An awesome dinosaur . Next on Discovery the secret life of the mighty Clitoris revealed ! A lady I work with claims she used to be a stripper , which I believe , but she also claims to have given some rich guy from Yeman a hand job in return for $1 million which seems unlikely . I get that you'd still have to have a job even if you got a million bucks , but even if you're rich who's paying a mil for a hand job ? One time a guy commented on a blog I wrote saying he was offended because I was being racist . I asked him what he meant and he said "you were talking all stupid like a black person" , so I'm pretty sure he's the racist . One time I wrote blog I entitled "Fistful of Abortions" just to upset people . It worked . I used to do stuff like that . I usually think of myself as nerd , but sometimes I go to comic conventions or things like that and I realize I'm not half as nerdy as lot of people out there . Sometimes when I'm chatting to a lady I say "Hey , I may not look like much , but at least I'm no pigman ." But you know , a pigman in good shape with a nice package has probably got me beat . Just put a bag over the head and get your business done . As long as he didn't have a tail anyway - that's probably a deal breaker . What's the deal with the concept of MILFs ? Who came up with that ? "Dude , do you think that's chick is hot ?" "Nah" "What if I told you she had !" "Fuck yeah !" I never feel comfortable having relations with a lady who has . I'm pretty sure every little boy out there has a special part of his brain that tells him when some a-hole is plowing his mom . I don't know how else you explain how messed up most dudes are . I hardly ever watch porn anymore - it all seems so mean spirited these days . I realize that makes no sense because porn is inherently misogynistic but I can't get into it these days . Can't people just get nude and have sex ? I can't imagine anyone's still reading , but if you are here's something you can take with you ; "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?” ― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Ok I did read the whole thing, even though I wanted to answer about the blow job  Personally, I love to have his hands in my hair, lightly fisting as I'm giving a blow job, so I think everyone may be different. SJ ~Live~Laugh~Love~
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No , at best he's a butler for a rich guy (but he has pool privileges) Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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