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We are the knights that say clit !  

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2/20/2012 5:21 pm

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2/28/2012 5:27 pm

We are the knights that say clit !


The public discourse has pretty much reached the point where you can say anything at any time (and more's the pity) but the one word that still seems to shock people is clit . The other night I was having diner with my chums and I happened to mention a story I heard about an unfortunate lady who had her clit bitten off by a piranha . You could have heard a pin drop . Our two previous topics of conversation - the relative density of a bucket of shit versus a bucket of water , and how to best chop off someone's dick without killing them . Highbrow stuff , I know . Yet somehow everyone get's all weird when I mention the word clit ?

It doesn't even make sense - out of all the various parts of the body involved with sex the clit is by a wide margin the least disgusting . Nothing sprays out of it for one so you don't have to wear eye protection to get near it . It doesn't emit any offensive odor or make any weird noises . Its just there , looking cute as a button , not grossing anyone out . How could the clit be the most offensive sexual nub ? One of these guys who was suddenly so uptight once told a story about the first time he tried anal and the young lady in question sprayed feces/lube all over him . But somehow the word clit is too much to take ?

I have to say , the clit is the part of the human body I identify with the most . Kind of shy , staying in the background , not calling a lot of attention to itself - just chillin by the labia minora not bothering nobody . Replace labia minora with pool and you got me to a T . Also I'm told we both get overlooked a lot , but that's neither here nor there .

Now obviously what I would like to happen is to go back to the good old days when it wasn't okay to talk about any of this kind of stuff out in the open - BUT since that's not going to happen , I encourage everyone to say clit all the time , just to help weave it into the common parlance . Its only fair .

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