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It takes a special kind of man to write a product review of a blow-up doll
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It takes a special kind of man to write a product review of a blow-up doll I was reading a blog on here that mentioned something about blow-up dolls and I thought to myself - this is a subject that requires some research . I went to a popular sex toy site and checked it out . And there were reviews . REVIEWS people ! First thing I learned , blow-up dolls also have a fake vagina component , which makes a lot more sense . I never understood why you'd want to hump an inner tube . But on the other hand if you have a fake vagina why bother with the doll ? Is a fake vagina even that great ? Doubtful . Anyway , lets jump right in ; no idea if theses are real or just propaganda from the site itself . 4 Star review ; Nice Doll but not for oral sex This doll is no good for getting head but very good for anal and the pussy feels like the real thing,if you have a big enough cock you can stsy in and get off,but i can see where you might conplain if you have a small cock but my 9 inch cock stays in until i get off.I enjoy having her anytime i want her!! Is there a doll that's good for oral sex ? Is there a vacuum attachment ? How does that even work ? 5 Star Review ; MOST AMAZING SEX EVER! this doll is by far the most amazing thing ever! she can handle my 12 inch cock like its a cocktail weeny! great! gonna order 2 more! Apparently talking about the size of your cock is an important factor in these reviews . I'm not sure I get the point of having multiple blow-up dolls - I guess you can pretend to have a foursome ? 2 Star Review ; Nice Idea, Bad Doll AS I am the first I can see why. This doll was a nice idea, combining the doll with the<b> cyberskin </font></b>stroker. The Stroker: ok, a little floppy when used by its self. The Doll: And this is where the grade goes down. With the stroker inserted into the Doll you can only hit one hole. The anal hole. The pussy is not shaped like it shows in the picture. The lips of the pussy are two massive lumps that cover the insertion hole. and you will find yourself constantly slipping out of the pussy and spend more time trying to get back in. The mouth is way to small to accommodate anyone. I can only fit the head of my dick into it, after that I have too much girth to go any further. The tits I did like. They were a little rubbery but I could get around that as they did not deflate when you play with them. Overall the doll is not worth the money that they are asking for. I find myself lucky that when I purchased it I had a coupon. Even then this is way to much. Tits ? I guess with breast implant technology you could make a doll with okay tits . Where do you get a coupon for a blow-up doll ? So riddle me this ladies of Senior Sizzle - what would you think if your man had a blow-up doll ? I mean when my lady friends are in a post-coital orgasm coma and I'm rifling through their stuff looking for spare change for the bus ride home I don't even bat an eye when I find a vibrator - that's just the way it is . I don't know when a woman is first issued a vibrator but that's something they stick with . But if your fella opened a closet door to put your coat away and a doll fell out how would you feel ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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