Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93 |
Imitation is the sincerest form of theft (an homage to imafarmgirl)
|
Imitation is the sincerest form of theft (an homage to imafarmgirl) 1. YOUR HANDLE? 40Deuce 2. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR HANDLE? My reasons are threefold ; A ) Its a fancy way to say 42 , readers of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy need no more B ) Nickname for 42nc street in New York , famously mentioned in one of the best Beastie Boys songs "New Style" C ) Its a tennis pun , I enjoy the tennis 3. DO YOU SLEEP naked OR WEAR SOMETHING ELSE? Something else , only ladies should sleep naked 4. IF YOU WERE TO KARAOKE, WHICH SONG WOULD YOU SING? Shame , System of a Down/Wu-Tang 5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When they canceled Firefly 6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? hate it 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? pastrami 8. FAVORITE CLOTHES TO WEAR? No opinion 9. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hey no 10. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Nope 11. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nope 12. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I do 13. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Sure 14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Captain Crunch 15. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Always 16. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically ? No . Mentally ? No . Emotionally ? No But I am a strong poker player 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Gelato > Frozen Custard > Frozen Yogurt > Ice cream 18. WHAT BODY TYPE DO YOU PREFER YOUR PARTNER TO HAVE? I like a little meat on the old bones , nice big tit-ays - I never saw the appeal in skinny girls . There must be a millions things more pleasurable to rub your junk against than a skeleton . 19. FAVORITE FOOD? Lobster 20. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I take things too personally 21. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Captain Mal 22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? The Magician's Apprentice 23. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Right now , N/A 24. LAST THING YOU ATE? Bran flakes 25. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "Jake and the Gunslinger" , Bright Giant 26. DO YOU WAKE UP HORNY? Never 27. FAVORITE SMELL? I barely have a sense of smell thanks to a childhood bottle rocked up the nose 28. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A childhood pal of mine about custom bowling shirts 29. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? No ring 30. WHEN ARE YOU MOST SEXUALLY ACTIVE; MORNING, NOON OR NIGHT? Noon 31. FAVORITE DRINK? Lemonade 32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Professional football 33. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP? Desktop 34. BLONDES, BRUNETTES OR RED HEADS? Gingers rule 35. FAVORITE SONG TO FUCK TO? "Business Time" Flight of the Concords 36. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PART IN A WOMAN/MAN? Whats commonly known as "the ass" 37. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary 38. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? They Grey 39. DO YOU THINK YOU’RE A ROMANTIC? Not really , I wish I was 40. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer 41. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses 42. FAVORITE DESSERT? Baked apple 43. M) BOXERS OR BRIEFS? (F) THONGS OR PANTIES? Boxer briefs , I'm too old (and fat) for briefs and I don't like my junk flopping around 44. ARE YOU LOUD WHEN YOU ORGASM? Nope 45. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT? The Origins of Human Violence 46. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Thundercats logo 47. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? DVR Big Bang Theory and Delocated 48. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles 49. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Czech Republic 50. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? I'm great at boring repetitive tasks (if you know what I mean  )51. DO YOU PREFER LONG HAIR OR SHORT HAIR ON YOUR PARTNER? Long 52. DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH OR BE WATCHED? Watch Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
Become a member to create a blog
