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Turns out my boss thinks he communicates with aliens  

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2/17/2012 11:55 am
Turns out my boss thinks he communicates with aliens

Not my supervisor , not my manager , the big bossman of the whole area . At first I thought he was just joking around , but then I realized he was serious when he was talking about aliens . Now believing in aliens is okay - if the universe is really infinite there is probably just about anything you can image out there . Not to mention the many worlds theory . That didn't freak me out so much , but then he started talking about how they send him messages through telepathy to give his life direction .

Wha ?

It seriously freaked me out . The man in charge of my entire professional world thinks aliens give him advice . I was willing to deal with him believing that magnets had healing powers , but this is just too much . Job search initiated .

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