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Maybe take a small step back self-appointed sexperts
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Maybe take a small step back self-appointed sexperts In seems to me that in every social circle there's a lady (maybe a dude but I've never met one) who is a self-style sexpert , who seems bent on convincing everyone that they don't really enjoy their sex life , but they would if they listened to her . Now as character defects go this is a pretty minor one , but still annoying . I appreciate the fact that our group's sexpert is trying to focus her natural bossiness into something helpful but maybe keep the "how to give good head" speech down to 5 minutes . Maybe don't tell our married friends how to "rekindle" their sex lives unless they ask . Just you know , take it down a notch , like I do with my stupidity . Keep the annoyance at a tolerable level . Normally its not a big deal , but recently one of our friends has become newly single and seems to be buying into what the sexpert is selling . Newly single is doing that thing newly single gals sometimes like to do - humping a different guy every other night . Allegedly for "revenge" . Don't get me wrong , I have nothing against sluttiness , far from it , but revenge ? Come on . I don't think you're hurting your ex-husband as much as you think you are by getting the hammer dropped on you 3-4 times a week . If you want to sleep around , great , god bless - but do we have to pretend its revenge ? If you want revenge on your ex , bash his face in with a wrench - that is revenge . What you're doing is just having a good time . But I digress . Sexpert has been giving newly single some questionable advice and I don't know why but it seems to be sticking . The worst ? Newly single said something about taking a shower before meeting up with her current boy toy and sexpert told her not to bother , that "guys like the smell of woman" . Pardon me ? Guys like BO ? Most of them have it , sure , but like it ? No . And newly single went for it sadly . I fear this is going to be a slippery slope . Not sure why I'm posting this , just venting I suppose . New topic - What kind of woman eats lobster shells ?! I had a date last night , and everything was going along normally , until the lobster came . My date , who seemed perfectly normal , bit into it like an apple - right through the shell . I try not to judge or curse , but it just slipped out "What the fuck are you doing ? You don't eat the shell !" Not my most tactful moment , but it was weird man . Anyway , I guess she had never eaten lobster before - which if true makes me an even bigger asshole . But really , what are the chances a women in her thirties has never at least seen someone eat lobster ? It seems more likely to me , based on the movie Splash , that she's a mermaid in disguise - which would be pretty cool . It seemed to work out alright for Tom Hanks anyway . Final thoughts If a woman says "Yeah , I sucked a bunch of dicks last night" how many dicks do you think she's talking about ballpark ? I mean two of three seems like a lot to me , but I don't have a good frame of reference . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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