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French Kissing and Oprah (Why I am not a TV Dad)
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French Kissing and Oprah (Why I am not a TV Dad) One evening many years ago my then three year old asks me; "Daddy what is French kissing?" I almost wrecked the truck I turned around to look at him so fast. Regaining control of the truck I composed myself trying not to laugh. In my best Ward Cleaver voice I asked him; "Where did you hear about that?" "From Hannah at school" he said "So did she kiss you or one of the other boys?" I asked him not sure I wanted the answer. "No, Daddy she was talking about it. So what is it?" He asked certainly not letting the subject go. Thinking an honest, but vague response was best I said "it is when big people touch their tongues when they kiss" "Ewwwww yucky" he said to my great relief I had to say something to the teachers about this. The next morning I told the teacher what had happened. They responded Hannah did it again. She has older brothers and sisters that think it is funny to get her to say shocking things. Perhaps my not so deft handling of this question and many others is why last night my now preteen declared with absolute conviction: “Dad Oprah is smarter than you are.” “OK, why do you say that?” I replied using small words  “She is on TV and you are you” He responded confidently “Being on TV makes her smarter than me?” I mumbled feeling my IQ dropping like a dress on prom night “She talks to all kinds of people about many topics. She has to be smart to do that.” He gleefully said. “Yes she is smart. I am too. We have never met, it is kind of hard to compare us” I feebly responded. I parked the truck and said “Still think she is smarter?” “HELLO” yelled the smiling Hooters girls “No Dad I don’t” He said sheepishly Ward Cleaver has nothing on me  Until Next Time I am as always no TV Dad, but I am smarter than your average bear XX and ^5s MJ |
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2/27/2007 4:35 pm |
~lil laughs~ You are a waaayyy cool dad!!!!
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LOL...love the way ya handled the Oprah comments..... Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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Three years ago ... sitting in the living room ... where I comment on a lady's beauty on the television set. 13-year-old OP #2 to SAFIRA, "Mom, are you bisexual?" SAFIRA to 13-year-old OP #2, "Why yes. Yes I am." 13-year-old OP #2 to SAFIRA, "I thought so. So-and-So (a friend of his) is, too. I might have her talk to you at some point." Then 17-year-old OP #1 walks-in, shakes his head, and walks right back out. This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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Oprah smarter than MJ? Hmmm, does SHE have a blog on Senior Sizzle? I don't think so! Harrumph! hippiechick p.s. MJ, I hope you never cut your beautiful hair. Elevate me... 
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HippieC Thank you for the vote of confidence and the complement Rest easy my hair is not going anywhere XX MJ
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Excellent, dude! I like looking at you... Elevate me...
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