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WE SCREEN FOR FELONS AND MARRIED PEOPLE
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WE SCREEN FOR FELONS AND MARRIED PEOPLE  Disclaimer: This is a tongue and cheek topic. I have no issue with felons or married people or even married felons. Void where prohibited by law. No purchase necessary. Do not read while operating heavy machinery or in the shower. All rights reserved.We screen for felons and married people A dating site out there in cyberworld, (Not any under the Senior Sizzle umbrella) advertises itself as the only site on the web that screens out felons and married people. That got me to thinking how being married and being a felon could possibly be alike. The first thing that sprang to mind was both are on your record for ever. Then a flurry of similarities began: Often each of them starts with a poor decision. A judge or other official presides at the ceremonies for each one. Your sentence is pronounced in both cases. A photographic record is generated in both cases. Both can haunt you for the rest of your life. Both have similar percentages of people who offend more than once Then I got to thinking about what other things could dating sites screen for: We screen for BO. “Our members are odor free” We screen for stalkers “Our members know the meaning of get lost” or “Our members will be lifelong friends like it or not" We screen for internet inches “Our members measure up” We screen for plastic surgery “Our members are natural” or “All our members are new and improved” or "Plastic is not just for shopping anymore" There is truly something for everyone in cyberland you just have to know where to look. Remember be careful what you ask for you might just get it.  Until Next Time I am as always amusing myself |
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1/30/2007 12:38 pm |
The membership fees for the screening sites must be astronomical! Hmmmm so is it better to be a felon or married? Does one outweigh the other? Can you get time off for good behavior? Your post now has my mind going and going and going lol XOXO Beach 
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1/30/2007 12:54 pm |
LOL...Great observations! RH Redhot  
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Well, now you are amusing me as well! .....Thanx!  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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2/1/2007 6:41 am |
thats great, but I dont' know which is worse. maybe one day I'll be one or the other, but until then I'll enjoy my clean record.
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2/3/2007 6:30 am |
**shuffles through wearing nothing but a Manning jersey and a smile** [post 703179] Seriously…lol. <~~~neither a felon or a married peep 
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~zips lips~ for unobvious reasons. great post. and thanks for visiting my blog, please do come back
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Another similarity... both can feel like a life sentence... and in both cases you can tell yourself that you can live like this for just a little while longer.... Elevate me... 
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2/7/2007 7:41 am |
You amuse me, too. I particularly like the idea of screening for B.O. and "Plastic is not just for shopping." Did you want to come to Vegas to [post 706135] and amuse me face to face? Did I mention that I've yet to experienced a piercing and am fascinated with the prospect? If you want more info, email me and I'll invite you to join , you can just go invite yourself! BPB
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Another similiarity between the two could be that once you are out on parole/probation you always have to live with what you have done. It will always be on your record.
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omg! too funny! i can't believe it! hugs,lis ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
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have to wonder how they judge if someone is married, what about seperated people, are they still married? If not then how do they check if the people are still together? What about couples who live together but aren't legally married, how do they work this out? In life things aren't just black and white, that is a stupid site . now you have me thinking about it Bye everyone, it was a blast
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