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MWB's Rules of Interstate Driving Etiquette
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MWB's Rules of Interstate Driving Etiquette • When merging and you are in the yield lane, yield you motherfucker. And for chrissakes speed the fuck up on an on-ramp. You should be going at least 60 by the time you reach the merge area on the interstate. • When on the interstate and approaching a merge, move one lane to the left, if possible. This means that neither you nor the dumb motherfucker who wouldn’t know how to yield if his arms and legs were cut off by Graham Chapman have to slow down. • If your car won’t go over 50mph, get the motherfuck off my interstate or I will beat you like a rented mule. • If you are in the fast lane and a faster car comes up behind you, get the fuck over before they have to put on the brakes. • If you can’t get the fuck over because there is an even slower motherfucker in the lane next to you, speed the fuck up so the motherfucker behind you doesn’t have to apply the brakes, and then get the fuck over as soon as possible. • No matter how fast you’re fucking going, stay in the farthest right lane that you can, because there will be a faster motherfucker coming up behind you and you can avoid lots of hassle by staying in the slower lane where you belong. • If you’re trying to be a motherfucking badass and merge from the fast lane to an exit lane in less than a quarter of a mile without using your turn signal, don’t get all pissy when I don’t let your sorry ass cut me off. I will fuck you up, motherfucker. • If someone uses their goddamn turn signal, let them the fuck in your lane, unless you’re in a traffic jam and they are one of those ignorant fucksticks who think they can drive all the way up to the exact spot where their lane ends and stick their dicks in your lane. Castrate those dumbfucks. • When exiting, don’t slow down until you’re on the fucking exit ramp. That’s what they’re fucking for. Man, I haven’t gone on a rant in forever. That felt good. Yes, I know the title is redundant.  |
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and I can shoot fireballs out of my arse..... NOW STEP ON IT !!!
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Don't you even say a single word.... you brits don't even know the right side of the road to drive on 
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That is not steam... it is smoke signals pointing in the direction of one lost&found pink thong 
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Sunroof down... middle finger up... I've got road rage and I know how to use it !!!
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if you have a '74 VW.... no matter how you drive it, it will still drive like a '74 VW If you have a Ferrari, and you are driving it like a race car... damn girl, gimme a call, I wanna marry you 
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You know, they named a country Fairy Tale Land, I know it sounds Lame, but what to do, Canada was already taken. If I tried to take public transit to work, I'd still be home after a month.
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Maybe it is time to have a fantasy in a car going 25 mph on the interstate instead of the boat
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I get enough attention "mooning" the slowpokes don't think any extra attention is necessary. Tomorrow.... hell yeah, my day off, damn me if I hit the ignition switch
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A bit aggravated, were you??? I agree with everything you said!! I commute back and forth to New York City from Pennsylvania, about 2.5 hours one way, 99% is highway driving, so I sure hear you there!    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss  
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hands on wheel and eyes on the road ?????? Hun, noone around here drive that way, it is more like hands on Donuts and Coffee and eyes on Wall Street Journal. I think I deserve a day of vacation from driving with hands on the wheel
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7/30/2007 10:23 pm |
 glad you feel better now!!  "All you'll get from strangers is surface pleasantry or indifference. Only someone who loves you will criticize you." - Judith Crist, crack film critic
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we probably could dear, but then some idiot would stop in the middle of the interstate to read them
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Maybe that is why they keep sending me back to driver's ed classes. Use my experience and tutoring skills. Next time they send me back, instead of paying for the classes, I am sending a bill !!!! You were right, the "man" is out there to get us
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8/2/2007 6:00 pm |
People drive like they have SHIT FOR BRAINS/Some are dumb fucks other are fuck-in crazy other are ASS HOLES If you are in the fast lane going 70 miles an hours there is some fuck that wants ride my ass and go faster.There is a lot of stupid fucks that don't now how to drive.
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People drive like they have SHIT FOR BRAINS/Some are dumb fucks other are fuck-in crazy other are ASS HOLES If you are in the fast lane going 70 miles an hours there is some fuck that wants ride my ass and go faster.There is a lot of stupid fucks that don't now how to drive.
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