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I am back...
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I am back... Thank you all for your kind words of support... This is the second time in my life where I witnessed survivors suffering more than the victims themselves. I do not wish to put more salt on the old wounds, so I'll leave it there. If you seriously wonder what the heck I am talking about, feel free to e-mail me, I'll discuss it in a more private forum, but this is neither time nor place to do it so. Anyhoot, pulled out a 16 hour shift last night, than had to make a trip to the grocery store to acquire items my beloved wife made a list of. Your ordinary day, you know... I get home, the twins are up and giggling away, I give them their usual morning greeting by tickling their tummies with my 3 o'clock shade. My was at the door as soon as he heard my old and smokey diesel pull up and it took him about 5 seconds to discover the shopping bags. By the time I was done tickling the twins... he is all excited, doing some weird moves combining the chicken dance and makarena screaming to the top of his lungs "COP PORN !!!" "Damn it kiddo", when did you get into my PORN collection and found my most treasured DVDs including handcuffs and bodyslams and throwing people on the hood of the car ???? Aren't you supposed to be watching Mickey Mouse or something ??? COP PORN !!!! Oh sheeeeet, now my wife is giving me the dirty eye, your ordinary day, you know... COP PORN !!!! And he digs into one of the shopping bags to dig up a pack of POPCORN. Phew, relief... your ordinary day, you know  |
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I have twins too. A few years back, one of them put Stayfree Mini-Pads in their slippers because they thought they were shoe inserts.  Elevate me... 
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I have twins too. A few years back, one of them put Stayfree Mini-Pads in their slippers because they thought they were shoe inserts.
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they indeed are... best things happened to me in my life... with a 'lil pun intended
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sorry... can't help it I am still trying to recover from "Daddy fik it" 10 minutes ago... But that is another story for another time
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well, sometimes I wish I was 2... he can get away with grabbing boobies of total strangers and asking for milk.
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let's just say those 2 words "Cop porn", was enough to launch a shock & awe campaign on daddy
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4/22/2007 8:09 pm |
nothing makes a parent freeze faster than when trying to decipher if the kids actually know what they just said .... or if they were having a verbal dyslexic moment...
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4/23/2007 4:13 am |
here we say: " From a fool and a child you will learn the truth" good to see you back... and thanks to your lil babies with plenty of humour 
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4/23/2007 9:24 pm |
Ohhh...that is toooo funny!! Write it down so you can remind him when he is old enough to understand!!   "All you'll get from strangers is surface pleasantry or indifference. Only someone who loves you will criticize you." - Judith Crist, crack film critic
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5/2/2007 9:23 am |
cop porn...uniform fetish... It's all good...lol TTFN
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My 5 year old spouted out a line he heard in a PG movie the other day when my wife was getting her hair done. Something about squeezing something out your ass.. You could have heard a pin drop.. Good to see you back Rov totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!
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