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ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE  

purpletrashcan 58F
9309 posts
12/13/2007 10:54 pm

Last Read:
5/11/2008 1:40 pm

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

Last Saturday Bobby Buttlicker, My boyfriend, and I decided to take Toad out to the bar to forget about Skanky leaving him. Sounds all good, eh? We'll see.....LOL

We drive an hour away to a good ole bar and grille in a small town. They had a classic rock band there, pool tables, foosball and shuffleboard. I love that game! The tabletop version.....fun!

The band was comprised of older guys who rocked out! Had fun, everyone enjoying themselves. Bobby Buttlicker dragged me out on the dance floor after he consumed at least 10 shots of Jager. He started butt bumping me. I butt bumped him back. He bumped so hard I nearly lost my balance! I pushed him and he almost landed in the band! Oooops! We sat down. LMAO!

Just at closing time Bobby decided that was the time to tell Toad how much we all dislike Skanky. While that is true, rip roaring drunk is probably NOT the best time to discuss it.

Well, the guys layed it on thick all the way home....called her out on her thievery, ganking SSI, scamming, snitching etc.....she was called every name but white.

All of a sudden Toad starts screaming "Just one more word and I'm gonna punch you in the nose!" Bobby Buttlicker and Toad are now yelling in each other's faces in the back seat. I said ", do NOT make me stop this car and come back there!" It changed over to awkward silence the rest of the way home. Jeez! I felt like I was babysitting but not getting paid!

Sad to report Skanky has since moved back home to Toads. These are the days of our lives in Trailer Towne.....

Do you ever feel like you have to "babysit" your friends?

Is this a sign of old age?



Pull My Fucking Hair!



SavvySasquatch 49M

12/15/2007 10:01 am

All my friends are really mature thank God. The people I work with, on the other hand, aren't and need a lot of babysitting


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:23 am:
I need your secret to picking friends.....I always seem to choose the REALLY needy ones! LOL

Looove70 54M
2042 posts
12/15/2007 1:35 am

great story but can think my self in the position, thx

have a great weekend


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:24 am:
Sometimes I think being the designated is almost more fun than being the drunk.....less painful the next day too!

SilverSammi 113F

12/15/2007 12:52 am

Gawd I love the names you have for your friends!


Reputation is for time ~ Character is for eternity.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:26 am:
The sometimes visitor, Insane Shane, Beetlejuice, and Ziggy havn't come around as much....everyone has to have a god name. LOL

ranchomongo1 70M
6672 posts
12/14/2007 8:25 pm

OH YEAH... THAT IS A SIGN..MOM!!!!

LOL

[image]


this pics for you..


Face piles of trials with smiles

Moody Blues


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. (????)


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:28 am:
LMAO! Some of my friend literally call me MOM....I am old! YIKES!

Sorceror07 61M

12/14/2007 2:58 pm

naaaa... the sign of old age is:

1. do they play your favorite songs on the elevator?
and/or...
2. all the musicians on stage at the bar playing your favorite songs from when you were growing up are fat, balding and grey



...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:30 am:
Oh Gawd! Ya just killed me with #2!

I am old!

Older than dirt!


469tall 76M
16824 posts
12/14/2007 1:27 pm

Do you ever feel like you have to "babysit" your friends?
occassionally

Is this a sign of old age?
no there is a difference between old age and being a grown-up.



The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:30 am:
Excellent point....leave it to my wise friend tall to see the difference between grown up and old!

tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
12/14/2007 1:23 pm

Been there, done that more times than I care to remember! Of course, drinking and then discussing a topic like that is NOT the greatest of ideas. Was there any other way it was going to possibly end?? No! LOL

Anyway, at least you're ok and we have yet another installment of 'Trailer Towne'.. Man, if you could only film this stuff!

-tm

p.s. Luv the pic btw LOL

These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:31 am:
LOL.....Oh boy, if only I had a hidden camera on these occasions....LMFAO! That would make one hell of a documentary!

Glad ya liked the pic Your sweet.

strongelk2006 60M

12/14/2007 12:38 pm

Well,,at times,,,I to had to babysit my friends. One time here in Wahoo,,I had to keep the house intact,,,while my friend was running around swinging his samurai sword.
when my friends get drunk,,,they get stupid.............


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:32 am:
Oh my! The sword incident would have scared me silly! My lil bro took out a BB gun that didn't even work once at a party and it got scary ugly!

VCF1962 112F

12/14/2007 10:46 am

Surely do one friend in particular - it's why when she wants to go out, I make every excuse under the sun to avoid it.

Last time we went out, it was for a meal. She had consumed a bottle of wine BEFORE we went out and then we had three between us when we were eating (she drank most of it) and on the way home, she threw up on the street - she was 41 in October.

Same woman that offered to start a fight with three girls in a bar and got into a mans car that she didn't know and invited hin and his friends back to my place.

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:37 am:
LOL....you better have a whole list of excuses handy! LOL Love it!

ludwig202 72M
11894 posts
12/14/2007 8:38 am

Hello.
Please load me into yours
Circle of friends.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:38 am:
Your there my friend.....

ludwig202 72M
11894 posts
12/14/2007 8:09 am

hi


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:39 am:
Hi ludwig

danaman4u 70M
5979 posts
12/14/2007 7:53 am

My friends are all online. I couldn't sit on 'em if I tried.

Try to remember that friends are a gift and it's better to give than to receive. So with Christmas coming, maybe you can re-gift them to someone else?



purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:40 am:
LMAO! You always crack me up Dana! I LOVE it! I may have to "regift" some friends this year!

piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
12/14/2007 7:16 am

Oh hell yes
Only wish I could ground those dumbasses

XO

MJ


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:40 am:
Grounding them.....great idea! LOL

wildonecherri 60F

12/14/2007 6:44 am

Purp! Yeah, it is a sign of old age now of us "babysitting our friends". Yes, I have done it tooooo many times with my friends, just think, when we was younger and stuff happened like this, we were all for the fights n such, now it drives us nutzy!

~WildCherri~


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:42 am:
LOL...yeah, it's not as cute or funny when 40 somethings act stupid as it was when we were younger, eh? LOL

WayneMarie4girl 52M/45F

12/14/2007 6:03 am

Should be an interesting party with her back in town and all the words passed on about her.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:42 am:
She has not yet spoken to me and I only caught a glimpse of ole Skanky twice....ah.....sweet bliss!

cummin53 71M
271 posts
12/14/2007 5:47 am

yes to the babysitting of friends. Age is just a number.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:43 am:
Age is just a number....but sometimes that number is scary as hell! LOL

bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
12/14/2007 5:25 am

yep! i've got a few friends like that...always gotta play mama hen!{=}

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purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:43 am:
I usually don't mind but they get carried away from time to time and I just wanna slap em! LOL

notwrongnow 66M

12/14/2007 5:13 am

Dang you have all the fun!!!!


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:44 am:
I try to lead a peaceful life sitting home mking blankets....but they called me out on it and dragged me with them! LOL

POPPA_T_ 56M

12/14/2007 4:02 am

yes to both questions,lol.


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:45 am:
LOL...well, your no help sexy!

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
12/14/2007 12:11 am

My friends are more party-at-home types. And I'm never there long enough to watch the fun.
BTW, Is that one guy in that picture taking a dump? Sure looks it!


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:46 am:
LMFAO.....oh he's got big balls, dirty big balls.....LMAO!

rm_usone1 69M
6677 posts
12/13/2007 11:31 pm

Yeah it sure does seem like I got to be the adult in some cases, more times than I care too!!!


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:47 am:
Why is it some people can always be the ignorant wild child? Seems unfair, eh? LOL

cyberluvr1957 67M

12/13/2007 11:01 pm

Dang!!!!!!!!! I whish my friends would babysit me, I'm getting tired of working!!!!!!!!! LOL

~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~


.......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........


purpletrashcan replies on 12/19/2007 8:48 am:
We don't do THAT good of a job babysitting.....the main priority is just to keep em alive! LOL

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