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What A Grrrl Wants, What A Grrrl Needs
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What A Grrrl Wants, What A Grrrl Needs I wanted to rip her clothes off and ravage her in a manner that would make my inner Nympho, my Viking & Him proud to see 2 bi-sexual women devouring each other. I couldn’t muster my moxy. She was hopeful & sent me all the right signals. I just don’t feel sexy when I’m not able to have sex. The truth is I needed the laughs and the friendship to listen & talk much more than I needed the sex. We laughed so hard for so many hours I’m sure we will both have sore stomach muscles. For all my bluff and bluster my ego is in a fairly fragile state and it has really been taking a beating lately. Dating is not for the faint of heart not even the supposedly easier version of<b> fuck buddies </font></b>or FWB’s. Don’t get me started on that rant. Let’s keep it positive. Here are some highlights from the Grrrl Time: Damn it why does my nose always itch when I do this! You know why! You’re Lala Lerrigic. You know she’s some Betty Crocker type that works for the something, something Interagency something or other. Oh goodie it’s Plink Ployd on the radio! We don’t cuddle we flop. You’re supposed to color after vanilla sex. Pregnant pause, did I just say color instead of cuddle? Yeah, I was going to give it another minute to see if you caught it or not. Flipped off as we die laughing. So let’s review, Vanilla sex = coloring Do you get the box with 96 colors and he only gets the big fat 8 count primary colors? Damn it you better get the handy dandy purple notebook before we forget all this shit. I think there maybe pics of me blog noting in the infamous notebook. I shared my Viking’s weekly sexy man pics with my grrrl CC. Pic #1 – the Killer Look Oh but wait until you see he’s smiling in the 2nd pic. Pic #2 – the Happy Killer Look Playing camera man later – No you can’t use the Viking’s Happy Killer Look..lmao Hard angles – how hard can it be? Get on my bed and I’ll show you. You have to lay down. Not in between the pillows, like propped up on them. Yeah you have to twist and put your arm over your head. Oh like Kate Winslet when she’s being drawn by Jack? CC assumes the Titanic position and breaks into song. Numerous more tries to get the hard angle boob shot….. NO, No. I can’t do it. I just can’t take pics of my own tits. Fine I’ll take pics of your tits. Now assume the Titanic position and pull your shirt down. Good now look over your shoulder. Click, click Damn how did you do that! Booby pics! Ahhh there is nothing better than good times with GF’s! Well other than mind blowing sex but we can’t always have that now can we? Ok I could if the Viking was home but alas. 174 days to go. She left to go get her mind blowing sex so I didn’t feel too bad about not accommodating. I’m glad I had the time with her since it appears that my long weekend has been considerably shortened and my much anticipated great sex is non-existant. I got passed over for household projects. Yeah, it’s bad when a man would rather work on his house than spend any part of a rare 4 night weekend fucking you. I think I prefer being passed over for younger vanilla women. Ouch. I’m just going to go lick my wounds now. I have karaoke Fridays and a big wedding to attend on Saturday. Which Saturday I would rather be attending a party with my grrl CC but alas my multiple connections to the members of the wedding party have sealed my attendance. Yes, that will make up for not squirting four or five times, cumming 40-50 times, with a great cock pounding me from every angle possible or that same great cock cumming in my mouth. My Thursday & Sunday nights are no longer -free. Joy, joy for me. Wednesday I have to take Norton to north Atlanta to the nearest avian vet to get him microchiped. We are starting the process of applying for all the permits and certificates to get him in and out of the country. It is going to be very painful for him. Buster has to be done again too. Buster weighs 140 lbs and Norton is only 1-2 lbs but the microchip and the needle to insert it are the same no matter what animal. On a positive note, Thursday I go back to my therapist and then Lil Bit has a game. My hair is cut and colored and looks fabulous. While I’m in the big town Thursday I’m going to have to get weirdo beers to drink for the after party & a wedding gift both for Saturday. I’m down to 138 lbs. I’m going to go Zumba back into bitch mode now. Enjoy your week.  Kisses, LA    |
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sounds like fun. Kisses
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You two sound like so much fun my sweet! Assume the Titanic position the both of you... and like a good captain I will get down (or was that go down?) with the ship! Thoughts from the Garden...
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I am laughing all over again!! Damn I need to color with someone  Ur.Grrl.CC 
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