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Blogs > FanErotic6996 > Contents Of My Mind

carry that weight  

FanErotic6996 64M
619 posts
5/9/2007 8:27 pm

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7/27/2010 11:04 am
carry that weight
I'm disappointed in myself at the choices I make at times
I recently thought - about 4 weeks ago, that I should try and lose ten pounds
Turns out my exercise program does not burn as many calories as I thought it would
I exercise in the morning and at night, sometimes just a quick one and sometimes for 45 minutes at a time, sometime back to back
I mean masturbating 3x a day should be good for a few hundred at least - the heart pumping faster, the arms swinging, so to speak, the twitching
but nooooooooooooo
only 2 pounds less
Of course drinking beer doesn't help any
now why you ask 3x a day
well, Im a slacker apparently
and haven't been laid in a month
even had to go buy some new exercise dvds
meaning porn
as far as going without for a month - why
well, just because of circumstances
that should end soon, but I doubt the other 8 pounds will come off before then
of course real sex does burn many more calories
so I will be adjusting my exercise program
non stop sex
any takers?

Next best thing to perfect
rm_aboutme66 59F
6046 posts
5/10/2007 10:08 pm

 exercise doesn't include the effort of lifting the beers up to your mouth , however walking to the bar does.
And yes each of those beers add a huge amount of calories to the already seriously unhealthy amount of ketchup you slug back.

....have a counter offer of 10 days or so !!
lmfao ... omg I make me laugh !!!
Donna
Someday is today.


Opals_fire 60F
2984 posts
5/12/2007 8:14 am

 shakes her head..beer and ketchup..........I keep telling you the limes you stuff in your beer do NOT count as a fruit serving.......sheesh!

Stands there looking at him, munching on a piece of celery.....points it at him........now celery, thats a whole 'nother story.

but the whole sex for exercise idea, hmmmmmmm, think I might have to look into starting my own program, as we all know I could sure stand to lose, lol Think I'll start tonight


FanErotic6996 64M
1019 posts
5/13/2007 10:42 am

 Donna, If I drank straight from a pitcher instead of a 12 ounce glass, would that help? Always willing to discuss counteroffers too.
Have anything special in mind?

Jenn, damn right I'm healthy, and a nice glow too

Opal, so did you start the fan diet yet?
Next best thing to perfect


Opals_fire 60F
2984 posts
5/14/2007 5:27 pm

 Opal, so did you start the fan diet yet?

Have you ever known me not to do what I say I will?


rm_aboutme66 59F
6046 posts
5/15/2007 9:24 am
    Quoting FanErotic6996:
    Donna, If I drank straight from a pitcher instead of a 12 ounce glass, would that help? Always willing to discuss counteroffers too.
    Have anything special in mind?

    Jenn, damn right I'm healthy, and a nice glow too

    Opal, so did you start the fan diet yet?
Are you talking about the beer or ketchup ??????
Donna
Someday is today.


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